Monday, May 02, 2005

Anti-Marriage Quotes

A friend sent me this after only one day from her Katb ketab!!

Is it so bad?
laaa ba2ah, keda lazem el wa7ed yegarrab bnafso 3ashan yet2ked men el kalam dah, mesh yemken esha3at? :)

These are my favourites:

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. ~George Bernard Shaw

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. ~Author Unknown

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. ~Henny Youngman

Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do. ~Bettina Arndt, Private Lives, 1986

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. ~Helen Rowland

Marriage is a mistake every man should make. ~George Jessel

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." ~Herbert Spencer

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ~H.V. Prochnow

Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. ~Duane Dewel

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? ~Barbra Streisand

1 comment:

Phantom of the Blog said...

hahaha! those were funny
thanks for sharing


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